Well. I didn’t expect to end up in a fish bowl. Humans typically don’t. Which is what I WAS THIS MORNING. I mean I had my coffee and left. I remembered shoes, and everything. Got into work on time, even. Ok so maybe I shouldn’t have mixed those chemicals. Definitely shouldn’t have. One experiment gone wrong and poof. I’m a little squid thing.
Just let me perish in this fishbowl. The other researchers will never let me live this down once they see-….PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!
No I’m not cute. Ohhhh once I’m human again you’re getting a stern talking to Miss Kaye. Don’t think I didn’t hear you calling me Half-Pint. Hhhmph. I’m an educated scientist. I’ve proved my mettle over and over again. I should not have my subordinates poking me with a stick and saying “Awww!”